Every year in St. Petersburg, in northwest Russia, thousands of young people who carry inflatable sex dolls on their shoulders gather and jump into the Vuoksa river one after another. People who don’t understand think they are dying for love… BBC’s inflatable sex doll contest for short.
This is an extreme sports competition called the Bubble Baba Challenge (BBC for short). The point of its limit is not how dangerous the exercise is, but whether you have the courage to hold the baby mandarin duck and play in the water.
The rules of the competition are not complicated. Jump down the Vuoksa River with the baby in your arms, and then reach the finish line after 1.5KM downstream. The person with the shortest time wins. Note that the criterion for victory is that the person arrives with the inflatable sex doll.
The conditions of participation are also extremely open and inclusive, as long as you are a teenager over 16 years old, and have no alcohol before going into the water, you can play with lifelike inflatable sex dolls. Even if you don’t have an inflatable sex doll, the organizer can provide you with a doll to choose from.
According to the contestants, the sport emerged to prove that inflatable sex dolls can be used as a life-saving tool in an emergency.
“The inflatable sex doll is portable, efficient, and will not burden your journey and even add fun while keeping your life safe.”
But that’s all unproven rumors, the moral halo that latecomers cast on them, and there are different opinions about the origin of the BBC.
According to the BBC’s official website, the sport originated from the Indians in the nineteenth century.
They would turn the calf’s hide inside out, blowing air from the ox’s feet to inflate it, and use it as a boat to cross the Indian River.
However, there are also aboriginal people in St. Petersburg who say that the official website is all nonsense.
It was because a single dog named Dmitry Bulawinov got drunk in a bar one night and made a bet with the people around him that he was going to drift with a doll.
He happened to bet him that the friend was a reporter, and he posted an announcement on the news site the next day.
As a result, Dmitry had no choice but to fulfill his promise, and the BBC movement was born.
ESDOLL is more convinced of this claim because a photo of this person can be found on Facebook.
But whatever the BBC campaign’s past, it’s undeniable that it’s now taking all of Russia by storm.
Since the inaugural competition in 2003, the BBC’s attendance has grown from 58 to more than 800, with men all over Russia looking forward to it every year.
Because for single young people who are tired of being lonely and self-admiring, bringing beautiful women and the joy of fighting rivers is like showing off Transformers to each other when their parents were young.
The boys used their perseverance to once again confirm the hard truth that men and women are not tired of working together, although in our opinion he is just a rubber man.
Tossing in the icy river water, last night’s partner is the only support.
Ups and downs and looking at each other, his eyes are counting the doll’s annual rings, and every fold is engraved with a complex.
One person and one baby fight side by side, dreaming, rippling, and falling again on the tip of the blooming waves.
If you accidentally use too much force before entering the water, you will regret it for the rest of your life, not because you lost the game, but because of the wrong payment for life.
Unlike the British crotch hidden mink, the BBC game participants are not limited to gender. There is a British crotch hidden mink competition: the participants in this competition must be male and cannot wear underwear. The ferret in the crotch comes out without showing its tail and has complete minions. Judges will make sure that contestants’ trouser legs and waistbands are fastened before the ferret is tucked into the crotch. Once the game begins, the only operation a player can perform is to grip the belt. Once the ferret slips out, it’s a failure.
And, according to organizers, female players tend to do better.
Agelina from Orenburg, while showing her figure, did not forget to drag three male inflatable sex dolls with one hand.
Taking a closer look, she also wrote her own phone number on her waist, showing her heroic bearing.
I don’t know if a man will call her, but I believe she’s in the wrong place, the men there have far more beautiful dolls than she ever imagined.
Although the sport does not focus on competitiveness, it also records the performance of players.
The all-time record for the event was set by St. Petersburg’s Pavlenko, who completed the race in 2 minutes and 47 seconds in a doll called vaite.
Afterwards, a reporter interviewed him on how he became one with a baby. Pavlenko said, “Vaite is a very good girl, just listen to me. She is cool, and the other participants don’t have dolls as cool as me.”
Unfortunately, however, the local government later banned official BBC competitions for unknown reasons.
Although the BBC organization strives to hold the competition every year, it ends in failure every year. Many netizens under the official blog are eager to successfully apply for the BBC competition again.
On the banks of the St. Petersburg River today, there are still some diehard fans who spontaneously and secretly compete in competitions.
“ESDOLL believes that sooner or later the local government will develop a sense of humor and learn to distinguish pleasure from vulgarity.”
At the same time, ESDOLL editor thought that you can have so much fun with an inflatable sex doll. If you have one of our real-life-size body silicone love dolls or TPE sex dolls, I guess you are glad to stay at home every day. I don’t know how excited you are. Bring home a realistic sex doll and enjoy!!
